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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
No go.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Then came..
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
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So they tried
Next, they tried...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...